The Maker of all Human Beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious
defect in the primary and central component of the mind and body. This is due to a malfunction in the original
prototype units code named Alcoholism, resulting in thereproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.
This defect has been technically termed "Subsequential Internal, Non-Morality," or more commonly
known as defects of character, as it is primarily expressed.
Some symptoms include: 1. Anger; 2. Self-pity; 3. Dishonesty: 4. Impatience; 5. False pride: 6. Fear
7. Resentment; 8. Laziness; 9. Envy; 10. Insincerity; 11. Intolerance; 12. Selfishness
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is, providing factory-authorized
repair and service free of charge to correct these shortcomings.
The Repair Technician, herein referred to as God as you understand Him, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs.
There is no additional fee required. The number to call for repair in all areas is: 1-800-P-R-A-Y-E R.
Once connected, please upload your burden of shortcomings through the inventory procedure.
Next, download forgiveness from the Repair Technician, God as you understand Him, into the heart component
No matter how big or small the defect of character is, God will replace it with:
1. Love; 2. Self-forgetfulness; 3. Honesty; 4. Patience; 5. Humility; 6. Faith; 7. Forgiveness
8. Action; 9. Generosity; 10. Compassion; 11. Tolerance; 12. Service
Alcoholics Anonymous--the story of how many thousands of men and women have recovered from alcoholism.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties,
exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list, and will eventually result in the human unit being
permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on your sponsor.
DANGER: The human being units never responding to this recall action
will be doomed to repeat this cycle unless they follow the few simple rules above
Thank you for your attention! GOD
Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and that they may contact Him
any time by "knee mail."
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